Shit happens.
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
So deprived right now.

So deprived right now.

why do you smell?
Anonymous

i rubbed peaches on my body and haven’t showered since. soz.

this guys a sick bastard.

this guys a sick bastard.

True dat

True dat

If only our tounges were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
hahahahahaha

hahahahahaha